Everybody’s freaking out about all the strange things happening. Guys, It’s not the Zombie Apocalypse.
It’s the CROATOAN VIRUS.
Obviously the Miami face eater was a Rugaru, dammit.
FUCKING HELL, THE SUPERNATURAL MONSTERS ARE REBELLING!
No. He was in the process of becoming a Wendigo. Idjits.
He was in the process of becoming a Shia LaBeouf.









